The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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