i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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