Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
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