More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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