he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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