That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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