shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
Randomize
