Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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