party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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