THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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