Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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