I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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