I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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