All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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