Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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