the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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