Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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