Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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