Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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