He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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