I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I looked at my own cervix.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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