elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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