dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
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