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I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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