she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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