Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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