your room smells of hookers.
And success
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
either way he was missing a nipple.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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