real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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