I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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