Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
I might have pissed in the corner of someone's shed. They have nice lawn mower.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
