something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
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