My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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