gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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