i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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