their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
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