Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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