windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
My vag should have a twitter account. It would be like "destroyed another condom today".
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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