I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
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