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(303): View more from Colorado

My friends, they love my intelligence

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(770): View more from Georgia

I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?

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(812): View more from Indiana

I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked

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(514): View more from Quebec

please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...

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Does an alley count?

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(256): View more from Alabama

You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.

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(708): View more from Illinois

I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.

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(847): View more from Illinois

There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first

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