I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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