we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I wear drunk well.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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