Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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