He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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