Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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