And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Be still, my beating vagina.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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