IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
You woke up, looked straight at me and screamed "fuck barbara streisand!" and passed out again
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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