I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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