Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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