I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
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