if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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