so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
The sorority chicks were the Persian army, and we were their 300 Spartans. Can barely stand up now...such a good ratio
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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