his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
We could just go to Vegas and celebrate my singlehood and not contributing to the population.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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