Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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