dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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