what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I smell Vodka. It's me. If anyone asks it's totally hand sanitizer.
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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