Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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