I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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